Well, I have this other blog with my roommate/best friend. And on it we try to be funny. I figure it’s good practice for when I have to be funny while writing the musical. Since I intend for it to be funny. This is an example of something from that blog [which is linked on the sidebar as The Froomies]. It’s one of the few times I’ve actually sat down and thought out/written something with the intent of being funny. It’s not Disney-related…it’s actually Harry Potter related. But I’m posting it here to let you see how much I suck at pre-meditated humor so you realize how tough it’s gonna be for me to write a whole show that is chuckle worthy. Ha.
‘We all know Draco Malfoy as the snivelling douche (pardon my French) who prides himself on being a Slytherin-shaped stain on the parchment that is Harry Potter’s life. (that analogy was way too long, sorry). But did you know he has a theme song? Of course you didn’t. For one, this post is titled things you didn’t know about Harry Potter. And secondly, the theme song is never heard by anyone but Malfoy. It’s a personal theme song, you see. But luckily in an exclusive Froomies interview, I was able to weedle the information out of him. Following is an excerpt of that very interview.
Froomies: Mr. Malfoy, earlier in our conversation you mentioned the importance of confidence and self-esteem when making the jump from classic school bully to villain. What do you find helps you most when it comes to self-confidence?
Draco Malfoy: Well, you insisting on calling me Mr. Malfoy certainly helps. (chuckles) Aside from that though, there are a few little tricks that I use regularly in my own life, and they are still helfpful to this day even though I’m no longer on the path of villainy. One thing that I do is try to avoid negative thinking. Whenever I catch myself thinking myself down or beating myself up, I refute myself with a hearty ‘Yeah, right!’. For example, before a job interview or first date, which as well all know is very much like an interview, you might think something along the lines of ‘I’m going to say something foolish and they’ll think I’m daft.’ When I find myself thinking this way, I simply say to myself, ‘Nonsense! I’m the most debonair smooth-talker this side of Trowbridge [the county seat of Wiltshire, where Malfoy manor is located] and I’m going to blow them away!’ It works every time. And then of course there are a few little charms and things to take away anxiety, but those are to be used with caution and since I’m talking to a Muggle I suppose that advice would be pointless.
TF: Haha, well I would have to agree with you there. The other tip, however, was very helpful. But I know I do things within my head or on a personal level to help me out from time to time, when I’m scared or what have you. Do you have anything like that to share with us?
DM: Well, I do. But as far as sharing goes I’m not so sure. (brief pause) Well, fine. But I’m going to have to hear your secret too. Don’t worry, I’ll wait till we’re off the record. My little trick that I use quite often, in fact I used it today for this very interview, which as we know is more like a first date, is…embarrassing to say the least. Here goes though! I have a theme song. No, I won’t hum it for you, so don’t bother asking. I will tell you this: It highly resembles the theme song from the old Smurfs television show. I just kinda hum it to myself…not even out loud. I hum it in my head …not even out loud. I hum it in my head, if that makes any sense. I hope it does, I can’t think of how else to explain it. At any rate, it exists. And I use it to give myself a bit of a musical pep talk, if you will. Every time I’m facing a situation that makes me nervous or doubtful I kinda play it in my head to give myself a boost. It’s a bit silly, but it is quite helpful.
Well, there you have it! And keep in mind, that was just an excerpt. Later I’ll post the rest of the interview, in which Draco talks candidly about his Voldemort-assigned task, his feelings about Harry Potter, life at home, and a secret relationship! Sorry fanfic writers, I can assure you it was not with Hermione. So stay tuned kids! And thank you for chilling with the Froomies.’
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